Several months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my five year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
The other night my wife made some (slightly overcooked) pork tenderloin for dinner. She asked Sebastian if he liked the meal.
Sebastian: “It’s OK.”
My wife: “If I had not cooked the pork too much, it would be pretty good, right?”
Sebastian: “But you did cook it too much.”
[Pause]
“Sooooo….”
This is a photo from last year that he will kill me for at some point…
the drunken cyclist 
I’m so glad the internet wasn’t popular when I was Sebastian’s age
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I agree–I would be in so much trouble!
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Look at that little tush! Our kids are awesome, aren’t they?
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Yes, especially when they are our own!
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Cute bum…yup…he so gonna kill you. Good luck. \^.^/
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Yeah. If this were the only reason he is going to exact some revenge, I never would have posted it–but it is such a great photo….
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Bust that one out when he and his date are heading out to Prom…Hilarious!
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Oh, we will, that is for certain!
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Paybacks are hell.
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I am very afraid–this kid has an imagination!
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My advice is that you edit that tag under the picture to say, “no, no, of course this isn’t my son, it’s a random flicker photo of some stranger’s kid.”
Otherwise you really are going to be in big trouble some day. Just think of him as a beefed-up 19-year-old (when you’ll be how old and how much weaker than you are now, you with your already compromised back), and hear him saying “sooooo….”
Take my advice.
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Sound advice–you are no doubt right!
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You definitely have a straight shooter on your hands.
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He is also known for his curve balls as well!
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I love how he has to stand on this tip toes.
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Cracks me up every time!
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If Sebastian has no respect for his Mom’s cooking then the author of this blog (his Dad) has the right to post a photo of future humiliation.
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I like it! I am going to quote you when this is “revisited” down the road….
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