Several months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
There are few things in this world that Sebastian likes more than eating. Above all else, he loves eating dessert, which he inquires about incessantly.
Me: “Sebastian, if you keep asking me about dessert, you are going to end up not getting any.”
Sebastian: “–You mean like a you did before?”
Me: “Yes”
Pause
Sebastian: “–You know I was not happy about that, right?”
the drunken cyclist 
Genius! Love this. I was a kids who focused on dessert who grew up to be an adult who focused on dessert… 🙂
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He rarely asks what’s for dinner. He ALWAYS asks what’s for dessert!
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I’d be unhappy too! I used to skip dessert all of the time. No more! Life is too short.
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Yes indeed….
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He is so funny! Dessert is pretty sacred, I’m with him.
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On a vote of any random subject, most people will side with him!
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good for him for standing up for his dessert – shy bairns get nowt, as they say
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I had to Google that one, but entirely on point!
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Ha ha, a man after my own heart 😉
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He knows what he likes….
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What a smile!
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He has us all wrapped around his little finger!
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