Happy Mother’s Day!
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Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Nathan has recently taken great interest in his hair. Nearly every day, he combs it with great care. He has quite a mop on top, and so one dinner I referred to him as “the Biebs” (Justin Bieber).
Sebastian started laughing uncontrollably.
Me: “So Sebastian, you think he looks like the Biebs, too?”
Seba: “Oh yeah!”
[Pause]
Sebastian then leaned over to me and whispered: “‘The Biebs’ means ‘Boobs’, right?”
the drunken cyclist 
Ha ha ha! 🙂
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Ooh, how did you get the green face!?
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Without the quotes:
“:mrgreen:”
That was (colon)mrgreen(colon)
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Did you correct him? I love your stories!
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I was laughing too hard at the time to correct him….
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And thanks for commenting! I somehow lost your blog when you switched to a wordpress.net (that is what you did, no?).
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Lolz in fairness, he’s practically right. Justin Bieber is like a pair of boobs except he’s more useless.
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That was why I really did not know what to say to him after I stopped laughing, because you are exactly right. My wife gave me the stink eye, though, so I told him he should not say “boobs”. He’s probably scarred for life….
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Hahaha hilarious.
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I understand Sebastian. When I was that age, everything that sounded like another thing HAD to be related to that other thing. Like when I met a girl named Trudy, and I forever after thought of her as Tutti-Fruity.
I’m pretty sure Sebastian is a poet–a funny one, like Shel Silverstein or Billy Collins.
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Well, he finally has turned a corner it seems and is actually READING! If he ever starts writing, we are all in trouble.
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Prepare yourselves — it’s going to happen.
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The worst part is that he has shown that he has an incredible memory. We might have to start checking in to that lobotomy thing—do they still do those?
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Too funny!
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😀
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That kid is a riot. And he’s right. The Beibs is practically a breast. 🙂
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In so many ways…
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Hahaha, hilarious. Particularly since he apparently agrees to the idea of looking like boobs!! I always feel like I should have a secret camera or microphone recording everything my boys say and do. Turning the funniest bit of every week into a blog post is perfect 🙂
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I shudder to think what would happen if we miked Sebastian…
😯
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Oh trust me, you are not alone!!! 😀
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