Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
My wife: “How was school?”
Sebastian: “You want the good news or the bad news?”
My wife: “The good news.”
[Pause]
Sebastian: “Choose again—there is only bad news.”
the drunken cyclist 
Hahah…. Nice champ you got there…
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Thanks 😉
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I am glad that he does not review wines, yet.
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Actually, he kind of does. Every time we have a sparkling wine, he has to have a taste. He then gives his “review”: Two thumbs, one thumb, no thumbs, or thumb in the mouth to induce vomiting. Luckily, the last rating has only occurred once!
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Well at least he’s honest. 🙂
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For now….
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On the bright side: Honesty is always good 🙂
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True, but since he is known as the “Politician” at school, we are not all that confident that he will stay that way….
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