Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Sebastian has been in a French immersion school for three years now (he just finished Kindergarten). The other day he said to his mother (who has picked up quite a bit of the language as the result of having our two boys go there):
“Mommy, I am going to teach you French!”
Tammy: “That’s great! Why?”
Seba: “‘Cause your French stinks.”
Sebastian next to a snake at the zoo. He does not like snakes.
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Aw, his little face! 🙂 If he knows any German, send him this way 🙂
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He is close to fluent in French, but no real German….
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Guess I’ll continue to muddle through by myself then 😉
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I’ll get him working on the German tonight….
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gotta love the honesty of kids…. we cannot get by past age 12 with such attitude, which is too bad…
your French stinks! that is tres tres bien! 😉
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It would have been perfect had he told her that in French, mais alors…
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Hey! At least he wants to be helpful…
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I guess there is that!
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Hey! At least he wants to be helpful…
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I am having some déjà vu…
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I hope he’s always this honest.
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I guess you can always hope, but if his brother is any indication….
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He is awesome! And quite adorable. I don’t like snakes either.
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He seems to take after his mother on all three counts!
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I have a feeling your wife taught him a few French words that were not in the textbook after that response… Between these and OMG, what watch Must See TV comedy.
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Ha! you are probably right–I might have to watch out!
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I share his phobia and appreciate his seemingly predictable candor.
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That photo… poor thing is petrified. There will be payback for you sir. Most likely when you are old.
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He is also a bit of a ham–I am pretty sure that there was at least an equal part of acting for the camera going on there….
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Hmmm… sounds like my son. Do they have this acting class at day care / preschool that they don’t tell the parents about?
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You might be on to something!
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