Sundays Are For Sebastian—#65

Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.


Sebastian has been in a French immersion school for three years now (he just finished Kindergarten). The other day he said to his mother (who has picked up quite a bit of the language as the result of having our two boys go there):

“Mommy, I am going to teach you French!”

Tammy: “That’s great! Why?”

Seba: “‘Cause your French stinks.”

Sebastian next to a snake at the zoo. He does not like snakes.

Sebastian next to a snake at the zoo. He does not like snakes.

About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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22 Responses to Sundays Are For Sebastian—#65

  1. Expat Eye says:

    Aw, his little face! 🙂 If he knows any German, send him this way 🙂


  2. sallybr says:

    gotta love the honesty of kids…. we cannot get by past age 12 with such attitude, which is too bad…

    your French stinks! that is tres tres bien! 😉


  3. Hey! At least he wants to be helpful…


  4. Hey! At least he wants to be helpful…


  5. I hope he’s always this honest.


  6. He is awesome! And quite adorable. I don’t like snakes either.


  7. I have a feeling your wife taught him a few French words that were not in the textbook after that response… Between these and OMG, what watch Must See TV comedy.

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  8. I share his phobia and appreciate his seemingly predictable candor.


  9. cyardin says:

    That photo… poor thing is petrified. There will be payback for you sir. Most likely when you are old.


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