Sebastian is my six-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
On the morning following another snowstorm here in Philadelphia, I thought an episode from this past summer would warm things up a bit….
While I was out in California, my wife took the boys out to eat at our local restaurant. There, she asked the boys about their day at camp.
My wife: “So what did you do today Seba?”
Sebastian: “Went swimming, played soccer, um, had lunch, and then played outside. Can I go to the bathroom?”
My wife: “Of course.”
Moments later, he sat down, had a couple of bites of his dinner, and said:
“Oh, and I just remembered, I lost my underwear.”
My wife: “You lost your underwear? What are you wearing now?”
Seba: (As he took another bite) “Nothing.”
Congratulations to Sebastian’s basketball tea who finished the season a perfect 11-0.
the drunken cyclist 
Going commando- nice. I think my youngest has finally given that up.
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After this episode, my wife taught him the term “Commando.” That was a mis-step on her part….
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Lost? Ha ha!
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Yeah, not sure how that came to be, but we have long stopped questioning and denying. We are now in acceptance mode.
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it’s easily done
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Apparently….
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I am not sure how that happens with kids. the last time it happened to me there was a lot of wine and a girl involved. 😉
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I choose not to share this comment with my wife….
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