Sebastian is my six-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
A couple of years ago, when Sebastian was four, we were out in Seattle visiting my wife’s sister….
We were getting ready to go on a boat ride around Puget Sound.
Sebastian: “I don’t want to go.”
My wife: “You have to go, we are all going.”
Sebastian: “I don’t want to.”
My wife: “If you don’t come with us, you will have to wait in the car by yourself.”
Pause.
Sebastian: “How long are you going to be?”
the drunken cyclist 
Haaa! Enjoy it, they grow up fast!
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Indeed!
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I like a man who takes in account all the important variables in the equation! Brilliant! 😉
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He is nothing if not calculating!
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Speaks volumes!
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He usually does!
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