Sundays Are For Sebastian #119

Sebastian is my six-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.

Sebastian in the tub: “What are these ball thingies?”

My wife: “They’re called testicles.”

Seba: “What are testicles?”

My wife: “Those ball thingies.”

Seba: “What are they for?”

My wife: “It’s a little complicated. Daddy will tell you some day.”

Pause.

Seba: “Did you know they can move?”

Sebastian getting his first ever haircut by someone other than me.

 

 

 

 

About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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16 Responses to Sundays Are For Sebastian #119

  1. sallybr says:

    E pur si muove…. Galileo Galilei… 😉

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  2. Ah So Yummy says:

    That’s hilarious alright. I guess the boys have a different set of questions to ask their parents.

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  3. Hahaha, please do share the story of when you explain it to him!

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  4. Aquileana says:

    Cute… Cheers to “the little man”… Best wishes! Aquileana 😀

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  5. Cindi says:

    I raised girls, so I never had those types of observations. But now I have two grandsons, so … it’s good to have an idea of what’s to come? 🙂

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  6. thevineyardtrail says:

    Sounds like you have “the talk” in your somewhat near future! Have fun with that!
    Miki “This is the Life” Winer

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  7. I’m bellowing in my cubicle!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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