Sebastian is my seven-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
My wife: “Sebastian, why are those clothes lying on the floor? You need to pick them up and put them away.”
Sebastian: “Those are the clothes I wore today. I am going to wear them again tomorrow.”
My wife: “Sebastian, you can’t wear the exact same clothes two days in a row, you just can’t.”
[Pause]
Sebastian: “Well, I was going to wear different socks.“
the drunken cyclist 
new socks = new wardrobe. simplistic and makes a bold statement all at once, I like it!
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Most of the time the socks don’t match. Maybe he considers switching feet as changing socks…
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Oh, I LOVE THIS ONE! This boy has impeccable logic. I want him working in our lab one day… tell him to hurry to graduate school, before we retire!
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Depending on the salary, we could even ship him off to you sooner!
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I tell you one thing, science never paid me well, but I have a TON of fun doing it! 😉
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Well, according to his mother, he needs to have a profession that will pay well enough to support us in our old age!
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“…and different underwear…” would have been appropriate too. 😉 😀
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I am not sure if that concept is in his repertoire.
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Makes perfect sense to me. I do live alone. Hmm …
Living in a two-flat growing up, my brother and 2 cousins were within a couple years of age. They conspired and began wearing there pajamas under their school clothes to “save time before going to bed.”
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Ha! That is classic! I do not think I will mention it to him though!
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very cute.
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