Happy New Year!
I thought I would start 2017 (a year which, unfortunately, is a prime number—I don’t like prime numbers) with a look back at three of my favorite SAFS of 2016 (since three is also a prime number, which somehow creates balance)….
Sundays Are For Sebastian—#140
We had to go out to the mall today and decided to eat lunch while we were out there. We had decided on Shake Shack when we passed by Joe’s Crab Shack.
Me: “How about Joe’s Crab Shack? We have never eaten there. Anyone want to try it?”
Seba: “The food probably tastes like crap. Ha ha, get it?”
After a long pause, Nathan chimed in….
Nathan: “You know he said crab, right? With a “B”?”
Seba: “Oh. OK, never mind. It might be good.”
Sundays Are For Sebastian-#154
We were at the boys’ cousins’ house and Nathan and Sebastian were playing wiffle ball in the back yard.
After a few minutes, the two came in.
Me: “What happened?”
Nathan: “Sebastian hit the ball over the fence, so we can’t play anymore.”
After going outside and unsuccessfully looking for the ball in the neighbor’s yard I came back inside.
Me: “I could not find it, but that’s OK, we can go buy another.”
Nathan: “Yeah, and Sebastian can pay for it out of his allowance!”
Me: “Sebastian does not get an allowance.”
Sebastian jumped up, pointed at his brother, and screamed:
“Ha! Joke’s on you!”
Sundays Are For Sebastian-#166
Sebastian shows me about a third of his hamburger.
“Do you think I can shove this into my mouth?”
Me: “Probably, but I don’t want to see it.”
Seba: “Then turn your head.”
the drunken cyclist 
These are great. I laughed out loud for the allowance one.
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So did I when I heard it—the kid is a nut!
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Happy New Year! May 2017 be a prime year for you and your family full of health and happiness 😁( and yes that was a beyond obvious and cheesy, bad pun!)
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Ha! We, of course, are wishing the same for you!
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I love Sebastian and I look forward to his quips every week! This feature is one of my favorite parts of your blog. Best wishes for the new year.
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Thanks Sean! Happy New Year to you as well!
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All the best to you and your family
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All classics, lol! Happy New Year to your entire family, Jeff!
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Very entertaining. Wishing you a top 2017.
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Love them all!
Happy 2017!!
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A Seba’s Greatest Hits!! What a great way to start a New Year. Wishing you and your lovely family nothing but the best in 2017!
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