Several months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my five year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Our five year old, Sebastian, is always asking for food (and we do feed him regularly) even minutes after he has just finished a meal. The other day, about 30 minutes after eating four pieces of pizza, a cupcake and a large piece of chocolate birthday cake, he asked:
“Can I have something to eat, I’m hungry?”
Frustrated, I bent down to his level and said:
“Sebastian, there is no possible way you are hungry–you JUST ate! If I hear you ask me for food or tell me that you’re hungry one more time, you are in big trouble.”
Five minutes later, there is a tug on my pant leg. I look down and Sebastian says simply “Daddy….”
Then he pointed a finger at his gaping mouth while simultaneously rubbing his belly with his other hand.
the drunken cyclist 
Sebastian is a kid after my own heart! 🙂 I love reading Sundays Are For Sebastian, thanks for sharing them.
BB
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I have run out of ways to describe our little knucklehead. Maybe I should ask him…
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Jeff, you may become the next Art Linkletter, after all “kids say the darnedest things.” At least he didn’t ask for a glass of Latour.
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If he would have asked, he would have been disappointed! He does always ask for a gulp or two of my champagne, though….
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He rarely ceases to amaze…and amuse. 🙂
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Exactly right!
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You have to admire his problem-solving skills. 🙂
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I am not sure how much he says/does now just for the effect/reaction from his parents. That is what worries me the most!
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Brilliant!
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The kid is unreal.
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