The first:

Sabering with a Baby Spoon:

Sabering with a nine iron:

Bike wheel:

How to quit your job with a Ganesha statue…

A household iron:

And yes, even a saber…

This started off as a Can of Pledge, but ended with a saucepan:

Then there was the Trivet attempt:

The regrettable stapler/scissors/wine glass:

And the even more unfortunate Ruler:

Another Golf Club attempt:

A Garden Spade:

The Liberty Bell:

The top of a saucepan:

Kitchen Spoon:

A letter opener: