Several months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
I told the boys the other day that they had to help me make breakfast. Nathan reluctantly acquiesced. Sebastian walked straight up to me and…
…extended his middle finger, flipping me off.
I tried not to be shocked.
I tried to remain calm.
I tried to play dumb:
Me: “What? What’s that?”
Sebastian: “I can’t help–look, my band-aid came off.”
The rest of the story:
After Sebastian skipped off, Nathan (10 years old) comes up to me and says in a hushed voice:
“Do you know what that means when somebody holds up their middle finger like that?”
Me: “Uh, yeah.”
Nathan: “OK, just checking….”
Awesome.
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I was practically on the floor….
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Best story yet!
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Thanks!
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I love that story and the age of your son. I remember my kids being completely comfortable in their skin without fear of what others thought. Middle school changed that for a while…
That’s a picture which should be framed!
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Yes, the older is now in 5th grade and starting to lose some innocence, but his younger brother keeps him grounded!
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I love this Sebastian story, reminds me of my goblins…:)
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Such a great name: goblins! Decidedly better than my term of “affection”: Knuckleheads….
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…goblin is for the public, I actually call them “zucchini” or “ranocchi” (frogs) and even “salami”. So maybe, after all Knuckleheads is not that bad… 🙂
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Excellent!
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I’m going to try that ‘I lost my band-aid’ ploy next time I do that to someone I shouldn’t so please thank Sebastian for the tip 🙂
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Oh, excellent idea! There are a lot of people I’d love to give the finger to! 🙂
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Not sure how that will work, but let me know!
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Reminds me of how quick we can sometimes be to ‘assume.’ He’s still innocent. 🙂
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I was rather startled, hoping there was an innocent explanation–I was ready to chastise his older brother for teaching him the gesture!
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Cute- even cuter, big brother Nathan’s response 🙂
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Sebastian gets all the pub, but Nathan has his moments….
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Lovely story that brings back memories when our children went through that age of innocence….
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If only it never ended….
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That is just too funny.
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He gets that a lot!
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