About a year ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Here is another one that comes from a little over a year ago, when he was still four:
Driving home from school, my wife asked Sebastian about his playmates at school and he mentioned a name that she did not recognize.
‘What does he look like?’, she asked.
Sebastian: “He has a blue shirt.”
So my other son chimed in to help: “Does he have white or brown skin?’
Sebastian: ‘White, I mean brown, I mean…. let’s just call it gray.’
the drunken cyclist 
This is great ! I have a blended family and we have white, light brown, brown, but no gray. the level of brown sometimes depends on the sunshine
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He says some of his funniest one liners when he is under duress. I thought this was particularly good since he is of mixed ethnicity as well….
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LOL – I prefer caramel. That is what the guys at school used to call me when they were not calling me gray.
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If I say “caramel” he will inevitably think of the candy and we would not be able to talk about anything else…
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