Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Over the weekend, Sebastian was with me in the car when we got rear ended by a kid who was texting while driving.
I hopped out of the car (after checking to make sure Seba was OK) and I was livid. Dropping F-bombs like they were going out of style.
Later, Tammy asked Sebastian about the incident.
Sebastian: “Daddy was really mad.”
Tammy: “How do you know?”
Seba: “He said a bad word.”
Tammy: “Really, what?”
Seba: “If I tell you will I get in trouble?”
Tammy: “No, it’s fine.”
[Pause]
Seba: “He said…[lowered his voice]…’Crap!'”
the drunken cyclist 
Darling. 🙂
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We are bracing ourselves for the time he knows all the “words”
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LOL 🙂 made my Sunday Sebastian xxx
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Great to hear! Both the boys make our day (almost) every day–we are the spoiled ones!
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Good boy…
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For now….
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Cute 🙂 Unfortunately for me, my husband does not consider crap a bad word so he has no problem with the kids using it, so it falls to me to at least make sure they don’t use it outside the house!
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I guess I would agree with your husband, but I am not the one making those decisions: kill, hate, darn it, (I could go on) are all bad words in our family. The boys really only have four things they CAN say: Yes, please, thank you, and zzzzzzzzzz.
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Glad you’re all okay. And maybe what a memorable lesson for both boys – the riding and listening and the driving and texting. Be well.
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Thanks. I saw the kid texting at the previous light behind me and I just knew it was going to happen–should have pulled over and let him go.
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I’m pretty sure I dropped ‘fuck’ on my own when I was seven. My parents took away my Marshall Mathers LP which really pissed me off haha.
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Please don’t say that! I don’t give a rats behind for your Eminem, but if my kid sys that word, I’M the one catching the blame!
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Haha well. Okay, probably for the best he doesn’t, but he will. It’s a short matter of time.
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I prefer to live my life as a father in a constant state of denial….
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Too funny. Thank heavens no one was hurt.
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I agree, we were lucky….
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