Sebastian is my six-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.

I have mentioned before that Sebastian is quite competitive.

Most of the time….

My wife took the boys to the doctor (Sebastian was four and Nathan was nine). In the car on the way over, my wife explained that they had to be brave, and not afraid.

Doctor: “Who want’s their ears checked first?”

Sebastian: “ME!”

Doc: “Who wants their eyes checked first?”

Seba: “ME!”

Doc: “Who wants their flu shot first?”

[Pause]

Seba: “NATHAN!”