Sebastian is my ten-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

After returning from camp this summer, Seba was unpacking his bag when he came to the toiletries.

Seba: “Which one of these was for my hair and which one was for my body again?”

My wife: “At this point, it doesn’t really matter.”

Seba: “Yeah, I really did not use it much anyway.”