Sebastian is our thirteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

A few months ago, on our drive up to Cleveland to drop Nathan off at college, the boys played numerous games including several rounds of random trivia. On one such occasion…

Nathan: “What are the names of the 7 dwarves?”

Sebastian: “Uh, Sleepy, Happy, Shorty…”

Nathan: “You’re such an idiot, ‘Shorty’?”

Sebastian: “What, they’re all short, aren’t they?!”