Sebastian is our fifteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

On a random afternoon…

Me: “How many time zones are there in the world?”

Sebastian: “I have no idea. Eight?”

Me: “Think about it. How many time zones are in the world?”

Seba: “What? I have no idea.”

Me: “Think about it. Time Zones. World.”

Seba: “Yeah. I got nothin’.”

Me: “What does the world do?”

Seba: “Spin.”

Me: “How long does that take?”

Seba: “Oh! 24!”