Sebastian is our fifteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Sebastian has been playing basketball forever and is now on a traveling AAU team, of sorts…

Me: “What is the diameter of a basketball hoop?”

Sebastian: “62.”

Me: “62? 62 what?”

Seba: “Just 62.”

Me: “You’re kidding. 62 what?”

Seba: “Just 62, that’s it.”

Me: “You’re joking, right?”

Seba: “No.”

Me: “That’s a little over five feet.”

Seba: “Oh…”

Me: “62 what then?”

Seba: “Your mom.”

Me: “OK, we’re done here.”