Sebastian is our fifteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Sebastian ran track this year and one of his events was the triple jump. As we were watching the Olympics Track and Field….

Sebastian (when the triple jump came on…): “Triple jump! I would smoke these jokers!”

Me: “Sure you would.”

Seba: “100%!”

Me: “What is your P.R. (personal record)?”

Seba: “I dunno, something like 35-40.”

Me: “35-40 what?”

Seba: “Meters.”

Me: “Um….”

Seba: “What?”

Me: “So you could cover half a football field in three jumps?”

Seba: “Oh, yeah. I think it may be 35-40 feet, then.”

Me: “You think?”