Sebastian is our sixteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

A while ago my wife and I were talking about the difference between boys and girls…

Me (talking about some poor decisions made by our boys): “Sometimes I really don’t understand what the heck they are thinking.”

My wife: “Yeah, I hear you.”

Me: “Explain to me again why we didn’t have girls?”

My wife: “That was all you.”

Me: “I mean girls, in general, just aren’t as dumb as us boys, right?”

My wife (jokingly): “Well, you know the saying… ‘Girls go to…’.”

At that point she was interrupted by Sebastian, who we knew was listening the whole time.

Seba: “Wait, wait! I know: ‘Girls go to Mars to get… to college’?”