Sebastian is our sixteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

As some of you know, I am the Junior Varsity Basketball coach at my son’s high school where he is the starting point guard on the Varsity team. The other day, we were talking about one of the players on my team.

Sebastian: “He has a great mid-range jumpshot, he makes like 9 out of 10.”

Me: “9 out of 10?? He makes 90% of his shots??”

Sebastian: “Well, I guess the 10% is much more frequent.”