Sebastian is our sixteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

As some of you know, I am the Junior Varsity Basketball coach at my son’s high school where he is the starting point guard on the Varsity team. The other day, we were talking about one of the players on my team.

My wife: “Have you seen that movie Draft Day?”

Sebastian: “Huh?”

My wife: “It has Kevin Costner in it…”

Seba: “Um. Who’s that?”

My wife: “Seriously? I feel old.”

Seba: “Well, …”