Sebastian is our sixteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

This is from a couple of weeks ago when we were in Las Vegas, visiting my wife’s family.

We were watching an NFL game after placing a bet at a sports book in our hotel’s casino in Las Vegas. We found ourselves screaming at a game we otherwise wouldn’t care about in the slightest. 

Sebastian: “Hit him!!”

Pause. 

Sebastian: “I feel like such a degenerate.”