Sebastian is our sixteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

My son plays point guard on the Varsity team at his school where I am the Junior Varsity coach. One day we were talking about one of the players on my team…

Sebastian: “He has a great mid-range [middle-distance shots]. He makes like 9 out of 10.”

Me: “90 percent? Seriously?”

Seba: “Well, I guess the 10% is much more frequent.”