Sebastian is our sixteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

We were watching T.V. and there was a scene with a motorcycle in it….

Sebastian: “I want to learn how to drive a motorcycle.”

Me: “Not a chance.”

Seba: “Huh? Why not?”

Me: “They are super dangerous and your mother would kill you if she ever found out you were on a motorcycle.”

Seba: “Not if the motorcycle killed me first! Ha! Joke’s on her!”

Sebastian “doing homework”.