Sebastian is our sixteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
We were all in the car on a long drive when we started playing some trivia…
My wife (reading from her phone): “Which popular condiment was once sold as a medicinal cure for diarrhea?”
Nathan: “Mayonaise.”
My wife: “No.”
Me: “Peanut butter.”
My wife: “No.”
Sebastian: “Mustard… ‘Must turd‘! Get it?”
[The answer is ketchup.]
the drunken cyclist 