Sebastian is our fifteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Sebastian has been playing basketball forever and is now on a traveling AAU team, of sorts…
Me: “What is the diameter of a basketball hoop?”
Sebastian: “62.”
Me: “62? 62 what?”
Seba: “Just 62.”
Me: “You’re kidding. 62 what?”
Seba: “Just 62, that’s it.”
Me: “You’re joking, right?”
Seba: “No.”
Me: “That’s a little over five feet.”
Seba: “Oh…”
Me: “62 what then?”
Seba: “Your mom.”
Me: “OK, we’re done here.”
the drunken cyclist 