Sebastian is our fifteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Nathan: “Why artist famously cut off his ear?”
Sebastian: “Easy. Van Gogh.”
Nathan: “Name one other famous artist other than Van Gogh.”
Seba: “Ummm… ummm… the Ninja Turtle!”
the drunken cyclist 