Sebastian is our fifteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
On a recent weekend morning…
Me (looking at Sebastian, startled): “Yeesh. You need a haircut!”
Seba: “Huh? Haircuts are overrated.”
Me: “Find a mirror.”
the drunken cyclist 