A couple of months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my four-year-old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. Here is another doozy:
Playing 20 questions with Sebastian:
Me: “Is it alive?”
Seba: “Yes, that’s one.”
“Is it an animal?”
“Yes. That’s two.”
“Does it have four legs?”
Pause.
Seba: “Daddy, does a crocodile have four legs?”
Me: “Yes”
Seba: “Then yes. That’s three.”
Pause.
Me again (after contemplating taking advantage of this new info): “Is it a crocodile?”
Seba (first a brief pause, then with a devilish grin): “Nope. That’s four.”
the drunken cyclist 
He must keep you entertained. 🙂
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You have no idea!
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Busted! He got you.
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Just once of many.
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Oh, he’s a clever one.
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We know we are in big, big trouble as he gets older….
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hee hee hee!
by the way, are you watching the tour?!!
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I am actually in France, but have yet to be able to watch much of the Tour thus far! Talk about ironic….
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Hilarious! What a personality!
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We are bracing ourselves for the teenage years!
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he could make a good lawyer
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Smart boy!
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