Sundays Are For Sebastian–#13

A couple of months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my four year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. Here is another doozy:

Playing 20 questions with Sebastian:
Me: “is it alive?”
Seba: “Yes, that’s one.”
“Is it an animal?”
“Yes. That’s two.”
“Does it have four legs?”
Pause.
Seba: “Daddy, does a crocodile have four legs?”
Me: “Yes”
Seba: “Then yes. That’s three.”
Pause.
Me again (after contemplating taking advantage of this new info): “Is it a crocodile?”
Seba (first a brief pause, then with a devilish grin): “Nope. That’s four.”IMG_3985
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About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Philadelphia with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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12 Responses to Sundays Are For Sebastian–#13

  1. He must keep you entertained. 🙂

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  2. wineismylife says:

    Busted! He got you.

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  3. foxress says:

    Oh, he’s a clever one.

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  4. chef mimi says:

    hee hee hee!
    by the way, are you watching the tour?!!

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  5. Hilarious! What a personality!

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  6. dakegrodad says:

    he could make a good lawyer

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