A couple of months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my four year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
I was in the kitchen, making dinner when I heard Sebastian scream:
I ran to the living room to see what had happened.
Sebastian: “Daddy, my eyes hurt!”
Me: “WHAT HAPPENED?!?”
My wife (pediatrician) checks him out and finds nothing, but he is still complaining about his eyes hurting and having difficulty seeing.
We wait several tense moments and things improve.
Later, I find 27 self portrait pictures of Sebastian on my iPhone (flash enabled).