A couple of months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my four year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
I was in the kitchen, making dinner when I heard Sebastian scream:
I ran to the living room to see what had happened.
Sebastian: “Daddy, my eyes hurt!”
Me: “WHAT HAPPENED?!?”
Seba: “Nothing.”
My wife (pediatrician) checks him out and finds nothing, but he is still complaining about his eyes hurting and having difficulty seeing.
We wait several tense moments and things improve.
Crisis passed.
Later, I find 27 self portrait pictures of Sebastian on my iPhone (flash enabled).
the drunken cyclist 
Too funny. Hope his eyes are better this morning.
Deb
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Wow, not only reading the blog but commenting? I guess I owe you a bottle of wine!
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Awesome! Selfies at 4!
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We are terrified about what will come during the teenage years….
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Oh don’t worry, we’ll have scarier technology soon.
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I am so ill-prepared for that!
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That’s hilarious. 🙂
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The kid is unreal….
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Kiddie selfies! Too cute!
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The kid can’t be left alone….
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LOL…This is by far both the funniest and sweetest thing I have read online in a while. 🙂
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Thanks! Bummer is he broke his arm today 😦
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Oh no! Poor baby….hope it’s not too bad and he makes a speedy recovery. ❤
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Yeah, he has had a rough go of it the last couple of days. He certainly has been milking it for all it is worth, though….
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