A couple of months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my four year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Sebastian woke up this morning and headed to the bathroom. I heard a scream, so I came running.
Me: “What’s the matter?!?”
Sebastian: “My Noodle! (euphemism).”