A couple of months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my four year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Sebastian woke up this morning and headed to the bathroom. I heard a scream, so I came running.
Me: “What’s the matter?!?”
Sebastian: “My Noodle! (euphemism).”
[Pause]
“It’s….”
[Pause]
“Straight!!!”
the drunken cyclist 
Too funny! I’m still chuckling. Thanks for sharing your funny Sebastian posts.
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Thanks for the comment! He keeps us laughing for sure!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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😉
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LOL!
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The kid is unreal.
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Already! Next month it’ll be, “Dad, can I have the car keys?” 🙂
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Not yet! Not yet! Bite your tongue!
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Made me laugh out loud.
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Me too! My wife pointed out, though, that it was my role to explain it all to him. In due time….
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Ha ha, now you’ll have to begin explaining… 🙂
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I am hoping for a few more years at least!
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Enjoy 🙂
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