Several months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my five year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
As some of you know, our boys attend a French Language immersion school. Last year, after Halloween, I asked the then four year-old Sebastian what he learned at school that day. He responded with his first unsolicited complete sentence in French:
“Tu le touches, tu le manges.”
(You touch it, you eat it.)
He then made a B-line for his brother’s Halloween candy.
the drunken cyclist 
Kids just know how to glaringly bring out the flaws in parental and societal rules…well done!
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We call him the walking loophole….
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That kid can strike a pose! 😀
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You have no idea…
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🙂
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Wise beyond his years. 🙂
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Yeah, he is certainly already smarter than I.
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You planning on moving to France.
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I am! The problem is that my wife had no intention to support my plan…
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HAHAHAHA! I love that he managed to find the upside to the rule.
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That kid could find the upside to just about anything (except “no dessert tonight”–he is not a fan of that).
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How do you say, “You touch it. You drink it.” I might use that one…
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Tu le touches, tu le bois!
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