Several months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my five year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Much to my wife’s chagrin, the boys have Nerf guns.
Sebastian walked up to me with a Nerf gun and stated: “Surrender to me!”
Me (raising my hands): “OK, I surrender.”
Then he shot me.
Me: “If I surrender, you can’t shoot me.”
Sebastian, raising his gun again: “Don’t surrender to me!”