Sundays Are For Sebastian—#39

Several months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my five year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.


Much to my wife’s chagrin, the boys have Nerf guns.

Sebastian walked up to me with a Nerf gun and stated: “Surrender to me!”


Me (raising my hands): “OK, I surrender.”


Then he shot me.


Me: “If I surrender, you can’t shoot me.”




Sebastian, raising his gun again: “Don’t surrender to me!”


About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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16 Responses to Sundays Are For Sebastian—#39

  1. dakegrodad says:

    makes sense to me 🙂


  2. Sounds like some education on the Geneva Convention is in order… 🙂


  3. Holy cow, this guy has it all figured out. What a quick fella. I sense a future as a talk show host.


  4. ezpc1 says:

    Thanks for the like – I love to hear what Sebastian is up to – my own kids are now 23 and 18 but I have memories of them at Sebastian’s age that just seem like yesterday. They can be so funny!!!


  5. His logic gets keener every week. I like his reverse rationale.


  6. LOL, politician in the making – or an attorney. Thanks for sharing his wisdom.


  7. cyardin says:

    I vote Sebastian as the next UN Secretary General. He will sort out North Korea, Syria, and New Zealand in one fell swoop!


  8. PinotNinja says:

    Haha! It’s so much more genteel and polite than “I am going to shoot you no matter what you say.”


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