Several months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my five year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Much to my wife’s chagrin, the boys have Nerf guns.
Sebastian walked up to me with a Nerf gun and stated: “Surrender to me!”
Me (raising my hands): “OK, I surrender.”
Then he shot me.
Me: “If I surrender, you can’t shoot me.”
Pause.
Sebastian, raising his gun again: “Don’t surrender to me!”
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makes sense to me 🙂
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It is rather clear-cut logic.
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Sounds like some education on the Geneva Convention is in order… 🙂
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He is most unconventional, however!
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Holy cow, this guy has it all figured out. What a quick fella. I sense a future as a talk show host.
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Or a politician.
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Thanks for the like – I love to hear what Sebastian is up to – my own kids are now 23 and 18 but I have memories of them at Sebastian’s age that just seem like yesterday. They can be so funny!!!
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We are trying to hold onto their youth for as long as we can….
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His logic gets keener every week. I like his reverse rationale.
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It is going to be a challenge when he gets older to engage in a battle of wits! I am afraid I will be completely unarmed!
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LOL, politician in the making – or an attorney. Thanks for sharing his wisdom.
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Given his charisma, I fear politician… They already call him that at his school (and he is only in kindergarten!).
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I vote Sebastian as the next UN Secretary General. He will sort out North Korea, Syria, and New Zealand in one fell swoop!
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As long as reading is not a requirement!
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Haha! It’s so much more genteel and polite than “I am going to shoot you no matter what you say.”
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I think he honestly believed that I would not see through his wordplay!
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