Several months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my five year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
My wife: “Sebastian, I want you to try this yellow pepper, I really think you will like it.”
Sebastian (who does not want to disappoint his mother): “Mmmm, it’s good!” and then walks to the other room.
My wife looks and notices that he only took a small bite of the piece she cut for him, so she calls after him: “But you didn’t finish it!”
Sebastian screams from the other room: “It wasn’t THAT good!”