Several months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Sebastian (on his third breakfast, but only halfway through his croissant) “Daddy, can I be done?”
He got up and began to walk away. Then, as I ate the rest of his croissant, he points at it and says “You’re WELCOME for that!”