Sundays Are For Sebastian—#54

Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.

In the car the other day, Sebastian indicated that a boy at school was getting in trouble a lot. Tammy asked him if he ever got in trouble.

Sebastian: “Nope.”

Tammy: “Who else gets in trouble?”

Seba: “Nathan” (his brother).

Tammy: “Why does Nathan get in trouble?”

Seba: “He gets those ‘B’ and ‘D’ thingies at school.” (Nathan recently changed schools and his first two grades were not acceptable to his mother.)

Tammy: “Are you going to get in trouble like Nathan?”

Seba: “Nope!”

Tammy: “Why not?”

Seba: “Because I have one of these”

As Tammy turned to look, Sebastian extended his index finger and pointed repeatedly to his right


About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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15 Responses to Sundays Are For Sebastian—#54

  1. susielindau says:

    That is such a good answer! Remind him of it when he’s in high school! 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. ChgoJohn says:

    Better keep an eye on this one. 😀
    Hope you all share a wonderful Easter


  3. pandoratears says:

    Cute Sebastian, my son is also an Sebastian 😀


  4. Laura says:

    Yes, he clearly does! What a kid!


  5. Myas says:

    Go Sebastian.


  6. Your child is a genius in training!


  7. ezpc1 says:

    Smart guy….knows how to soft soap his mum already….going to go far that one!


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