Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Nathan: “Hey Daddy, if you had one wish, what would it be?
Me: “That you would stop saying ‘Hey Daddy.'”
Nathan: “Seba if you had one wish what would it be?”
Sebastian: “That you would admit that Five Guys fries are better than In & Out Burger’s fries.”
Nathan: “Well if I had one wish it would be to control all the atmospheric conditions and be able to fly.”
Me: “That’s two wishes.”
Nathan: “Well if I controlled all atmospheric conditions then I could fly so it’s only one wish.”
Me: “I don’t see how controlling the atmospheric conditions is going to enable you to fly.”
Seba: “Yeah! What Daddy said!”
Pause.
“Besides, you don’t even have a cape.”
the drunken cyclist 
Agreed. The lack of a cape is definitely the flaw in this plan. 🙂
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Obvi.
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Mouths of babes…
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That kid just keeps ’em coming!
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I guess he hasn’t seen Disney’s The Incredibles- having a cape can be an occupational hazard… that’s how the villain gets it in the end
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That is a very good point–maybe I should have him watch it again!
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When it comes to flying, wardrobe is everything!
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As with much in life…
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That’s actually a tough one… Five Guys or In n Out fries? If Seba eats Five Guys fries with malt vinegar, then I’m with him!
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He is strictly a ketchup guy–I think since the 5 Guys fries are bigger, that’s why they win….
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I have to agree. No cape, no fly. Obviously….
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Flying 101….
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I agree with Sebastian re: the fries.
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I think I do as well, but nothing beats animal style….
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Nothing!
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Wait, why don’t you want him to say hey Daddy? You some hater or what?
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No, he just says it ALL the time!
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Ha! We still tease our now 15-yo daughter about “Hey Daddy!” I think it’s a universal phrase.
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Ha!
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This kid is just too much!
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