Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Nathan: “Hey Daddy, if you had one wish, what would it be?
Me: “That you would stop saying ‘Hey Daddy.'”
Nathan: “Seba if you had one wish what would it be?”
Sebastian: “That you would admit that Five Guys fries are better than In & Out Burger’s fries.”
Nathan: “Well if I had one wish it would be to control all the atmospheric conditions and be able to fly.”
Me: “That’s two wishes.”
Nathan: “Well if I controlled all atmospheric conditions then I could fly so it’s only one wish.”
Me: “I don’t see how controlling the atmospheric conditions is going to enable you to fly.”
Seba: “Yeah! What Daddy said!”