Sundays Are For Sebastian—#68

Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.

Nathan: “Hey Daddy, if you had one wish, what would it be?

Me: “That you would stop saying ‘Hey Daddy.'”

Nathan: “Seba if you had one wish what would it be?”

Sebastian: “That you would admit that Five Guys fries are better than In & Out Burger’s fries.”

Nathan: “Well if I had one wish it would be to control all the atmospheric conditions and be able to fly.”

Me: “That’s two wishes.”

Nathan: “Well if I controlled all atmospheric conditions then I could fly so it’s only one wish.”

Me: “I don’t see how controlling the atmospheric conditions is going to enable you to fly.”

Seba: “Yeah! What Daddy said!”

Pause.

“Besides, you don’t even have a cape.”photo-15

 

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About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Philadelphia with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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21 Responses to Sundays Are For Sebastian—#68

  1. Expat Eye says:

    Agreed. The lack of a cape is definitely the flaw in this plan. 🙂

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  2. MeglyMc says:

    Mouths of babes…

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  3. dwdirwin says:

    I guess he hasn’t seen Disney’s The Incredibles- having a cape can be an occupational hazard… that’s how the villain gets it in the end

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  4. ChgoJohn says:

    When it comes to flying, wardrobe is everything!

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  5. That’s actually a tough one… Five Guys or In n Out fries? If Seba eats Five Guys fries with malt vinegar, then I’m with him!

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  6. sallybr says:

    I have to agree. No cape, no fly. Obviously….

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  7. I agree with Sebastian re: the fries.

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  8. Wait, why don’t you want him to say hey Daddy? You some hater or what?

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  9. Ha! We still tease our now 15-yo daughter about “Hey Daddy!” I think it’s a universal phrase.

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  10. This kid is just too much!

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