Sebastian is my six-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
I was perusing my notes from the last few years, and here is another gem from this time last year:
After being sick all weekend, spending all day Christmas Eve with the boys downtown, and staying up late last night wrapping presents, I needed a nap this afternoon. Since Nathan is now sick, my wife only had to occupy Sebastian for about an hour so I could grab a power nap. We both alerted him to stay out of our bedroom.
After ten minutes, Sebastian charges upstairs.
Sebastian: “Daddy? Daddy?! DADDY?!?”
Sebastian: “I am not up here to wake you up! I just need to go pee!”