Sundays Are For Sebastian—#88

Sebastian is my six-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.

Recently, we have been watching quite a bit of football as my beloved Buckeyes made their way to winning the inaugural College Football Playoff. As such, I have been trying to gradually instruct my two boys as to the rules of the game….

Me: “Name all the ways to score in football, and you can’t say ‘Touchdown’.”

My wife: “Safety”

Nathan: “Field Goal”

[Pause]

Sebastian: “Don’t get tackled.”