Sebastian is my six-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Here is another gem from a couple of years ago when Sebastian was four-years old:
Sebastian: “Daddy, what does ‘allergic’ mean?”
Me: “If you’re allergic to something, that means you’ll get really sick if you eat it.”
Seba: “Am I allergic to bubble gum?”
Me: “I don’t think so.”
Seba: “OK, good, then can you give me some now?”