Sebastian is my six-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.

Here is another gem from a couple of years ago at this time when Sebastian was four years old.

Sebastian: “I want to go to Hershey Park.”

His mother: “What is Hershey Park?” (She knows it is an amusement park.)

Seba: “It’s where they keep all the candy and you get to eat as much as you want.”

His mother: “Well that’s not entirely true.”

Seba: “Do they have candy?”

His mother: “Well, yes….”

Seba: “Then what’s the problem?”