Sebastian is my six-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.

This week, Nathan, Sebastian’s older brother, gets in on the act….

This past week was St. Patrick’s Day and at dinner that evening, Nathan lamented the fact that all day long kids at school were punching him for not wearing green.

My wife immediately asked: “Did you even look at your shirt?

Nathan: “Yeah. It’s not green.”

My wife: “No it’s not. But it does say ‘IRELAND’.”

Nathan looked down at his shirt and after a moment simply said: “I had no idea.”