Sebastian is my seven-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Nathan told a riddle:
“If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven’t got me. What am I?”
After I intimated that I knew the answer, Sebastian repeated several times very loudly: “Don’t tell me! Don’t tell me!”
Then he leaned over and whispered “but really tell me…”