Sebastian is my seven-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Nathan told a riddle:
“If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven’t got me. What am I?”
After I intimated that I knew the answer, Sebastian repeated several times very loudly: “Don’t tell me! Don’t tell me!”
Then he leaned over and whispered “but really tell me…”
the drunken cyclist 
But wait — what’s the answer. Ooh, it’s too early in the morning for this.
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If I told you, well, I would have to kill you….
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Don’t make me google the answer, lol!
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Send me a DM, I will tell you if you promise not to tell anyone else….
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I have it. But, if I share it, I won’t have it.
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Shhhhhh. Let’s just keep it between us then. Promise?
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So, did you tell him?
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His mother eventually did–she is a softie.
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