Sundays Are For Sebastian #134

Sebastian is my seven-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.

Sebastian woke up rather upset the other morning.

My wife: “What’s the matter?”

Sebastian: “I had a bad dream.”

My wife: “What happened in your dream?”

Seba: “I was bitten by a lady bug.”

My wife: “A lady bug?”

Seba nods affirmatively.

My wife: “I am pretty sure that lady bugs don’t bite sweetie.”

Seba: “Then why do people always say: ‘Sleep tight and don’t let the lady bugs bite’?”




About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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12 Responses to Sundays Are For Sebastian #134

  1. Chuck says:

    Cute story. Needed a good laugh this morning.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. sallybr says:

    Wise boy beyond his years…. yes, Sebastian they do bite!

    but you would probably not even notice because you are a super strong!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. BerLinda says:

    Very cute until I read the above comment – now I’m just freaked out 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  4. ChgoJohn says:

    In the area of Michigan where my parents lived, every fall, around the October full moon, lady bugs were everywhere. I learned then that “our” lady bugs have 2 dots and are harmless. There’s another type, with multiple black dots, that aren’t native and that can bite. Sebastian is psychic!

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